Twitter had some thoughts:
TRUMP: Go on Hannity but don’t say anything incriminating
GIULIANI: I got you
Look, everyone admits the President colluded BIG TIME. No one’s denying that, Sean
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) May 3, 2018
One thing I think we’re going to find out is that, if you’re going to hire a horrific living skull-headed monster to represent you legally, Rudy Giuliani is not the horrific living skull-headed monster to hire.
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) May 3, 2018
Tonight’s lesson: You can still self-immolate in a safe space.
— Elise Jordan (@Elise_Jordan) May 3, 2018
(Rudy Giuliani plows his limo through the wall back into Fox News, rolls down his window)
“The President did the piss thing! GO GO GO!”
(His chauffeur peels off.)
— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) May 3, 2018
It’s really clever how the Deep State got Rudy Giuliani to show the world that Trump and Cohen lied about the payment to Stormy Daniels. And it used @seanhannity for this operation. Fiendishly smart!
— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) May 3, 2018
Congrats to Rudy Giuliani on accidentally setting his desk on fire on the first day of work
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) May 3, 2018
None of you took Rudy seriously when he said he was going to end this thing in two weeks.
— Adam Wren (@adamwren) May 3, 2018
Hannity: has Trump got you on retainer?
Rudy Giuliani: Nah, we both have dentures.
Hannity: I mean retainer as in retainer for a lawyer.
Rudy: Who’s a lawyer?
Hannity: You’re Trump’s lawyer.
Rudy: That’s crazy, that dude is guilty af.
Hannity: you’re not suppo
— m i t h (@ManInTheHoody) May 3, 2018
Never would I have guessed that the President’s mortal enemies would be Rudy Giuliani, Sean Hannity, Fox News, his own personal physicians, and himself.
— Eugene Gu, MD (@eugenegu) May 3, 2018
Rudy Giuliani is as good at lawyering as Dennis Miller is at Michelle Wolf jokes.
— Kaivan Shroff (@KaivanShroff) May 3, 2018
With friends like Rudy Giuliani and Sean Hannity, who needs special prosecutors?
— Edan Clay ? (@EdanClay) May 3, 2018
OK, fine. I admit it. Rudy Giuliani is secretly working on behalf of #TheResistance. His retainer fee was paid by the Deep State. Sure, Rudy’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he’s not THAT dumb. Clearly, everything he said on Fox News was INTENDED to hurt @realDonaldTrump.
— Jon Cooper ? (@joncoopertweets) May 3, 2018
Giuliani: Boy it’s hot in here, I’m gonna take my shirt off
Hannity: Rudy, you don’t have to do that…
*Giuliani removes shirt, revealing a t-shirt printed with the words “Trump Sold Heath Ledger The Drugs That Killed Him”*
— popular comedy account “the pixelated boat” (@pixelatedboat) May 3, 2018
Michael Cohen: “I’m arguably the dumbest lawyer in America.”
Rudy Giuliani: “Hold my beer.”
— R. Chase Brindisi (@RBrindisi12) May 3, 2018
rudy giuliani is the guy who doesn’t need to be told to put his own oxygen mask on before helping others.
— Philippe Reines (@PhilippeReines) May 3, 2018
I am glad the world is able to see what a total dickhead all decent New Yorkers have known Rudy Giuliani to be for years.
— Alan Cumming (@Alancumming) May 3, 2018
Rudy Giuliani never got his hush money.
— Jeffrey Wright (@jfreewright) May 3, 2018