This New Fragrance For Introverts Is Fake But Still Feels All Too Real

Hanging in tonight with your dog and 10 episodes of a true crime show instead of going to that party? Maybe it’s time for a fragrance that matches your withdrawn lifestyle.

Funny Or Die introduces its new scent, Introvert. It’s like a butterfly that never leaves the comforting walls of the cocoon. Or a classroom with no participation — “Put your hand down,” someone whispers. “Forever.”

Shhh, another episode of “Forensic Files” is starting.