“Tonight’s the night we’ll go all the way,” croons Halsey on the phone to her guy.
“You know I’m gonna take my time,” sings Chris Redd. I’m “gonna make that lovin’ last all night.”
Everything about Adam Driver is in slo-mo in the sketch, and his muse is a singing turtle. “Ima Ima Ima take it slooow,” he sings as Heidi Gardner rolls her eyes waiting for him to consummate a kiss. “You know I’m throbbin’ slow … slow, like I got nowhere to go.”
“Could you speed it up for me?” sings a frustrated Halsey.
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