Keira Knightley Reveals Her 1 Reason For Ever Wanting A Penis

Actress Keira Knightley said she’s “never wanted a penis.” But if she did, it would only be for one reason.

And that’s so she could “piss up a tree,” she told British newspaper The Guardian in a wide-ranging interview published Friday.

“Being able to do that standing up: so convenient,” said the star of “Colette.” “You can just whip it out and whatever. But the idea of something so vulnerable swinging between my legs, I think I’m all right without.”